Month 1: OH MY GOD! I'm pregnant! pause... OH MY GOD! I'm REALLY pregnant!
Month 2: Will I ever feel like eating again? Will I ever like people again? Is my baby okay? I should have bought stock in Goldfish crackers...
Month 3: What's that? A light at the end of the tunnel? Oh my, the second trimester is so close.
Month 4: Wow, I could eat a horse, and I think I have enough energy to actually take a shower. Oh, hello mega headache and achy back.
Month 5: OH MY GOD! The baby is kicking me! This is incredible! I'm going to be a mom!
Month 6: Primary goal - eat everything that crosses my path. Try to avoid Burger King and Pizza Hut commercials due to travel distances...
Month 7: Okay little monster, you knocked my glasses off my tummy. Let's see if you can knock this Webster's Dictionary off! You did it, Mommy is so proud.
Month 8: OH MY GOD! I'm as big as a whale! How am I gonna get this baby out?
Month 9: Don't touch me. Don't talk to me. Don't eat any food in the house without consulting with me first. I WANT TO SEE MY BABY! NOW!
Birth: Oh sweet little baby. I'd do it all again in a heartbeat. You were worth every ache, every pain and every moment I had to wait.
It usually takes a couple days after birth to want to do it again. LOL